Delaney Caputo didn’t go looking for the mafia life. The mafia life went looking for her.

You know those jokes that are like… a cat, a dog, and a hamster walk into a bar?

My life’s a lot like that, except it’s more like... my step-brother, my boss, and my ex-fiancéall walk into my kitchen... and then I accidentally took over the mafia.

This is my story